We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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