you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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