Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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