he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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