If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
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I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
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He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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