New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
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He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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