Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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