i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
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She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
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I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
last night I used snow as a chaser
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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