So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
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Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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