apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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