I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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