Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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