How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Naked Twister starts at high noon
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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