i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
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She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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