just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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