Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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