Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
bring money and cleavage
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
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AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You ruined the universe
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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