Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
love makes seman taste better
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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