You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
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Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
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Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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