Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
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im holly from the hills drunk
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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