Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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