talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
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I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Still dying that you shit outside
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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