in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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