Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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