I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
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Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
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When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
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