3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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