She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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