North Korea, Best Korea!
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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