Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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