why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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