Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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