But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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