she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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