I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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