i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
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I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
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TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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