she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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