How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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