I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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