I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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