Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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