Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
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