it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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