weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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