He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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