How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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