Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
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A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
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You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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