My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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