This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just projectile vomited in a Methodist church parking lot. If Jesus didn't love me before he sure as hell doesn't now.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
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He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
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I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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