I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Randomize
