Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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