i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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