I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
did i just pee glitter
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